I never want to see another naked old woman again.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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