I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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