he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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