look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm both gender and math confused
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