Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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