Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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