Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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