Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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