Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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