OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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