I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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