You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
