worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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