I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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