have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
