Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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