I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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