i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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