Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
is wine microwaveable?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.