They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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