I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
