**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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