I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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