I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
How external is "for external use only"?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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