I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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