Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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