Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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