idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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