i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
