shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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