Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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