there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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