this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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