dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I could make wine with my vomit
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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