Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
