I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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