btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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