This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."