Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.