i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
