Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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