found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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