Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
babies were throwing up all over the place
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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