No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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