And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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