Kiss
Puke
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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