did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
