I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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