the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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