somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
