all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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