in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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