OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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