he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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